Doctor cocktail
Shake in an iced cocktail shaker, and strain into a cocktail glass
Garnish with a lime twist
Chloroquine, hydroxychloroquine, along with “mega” doses of Vitamin C have all “proved” to shut down the COVID.
This cocktail first appeared in 1917 in Hugo Ensslin Recipes for Mixed Drinks. Throughout history, alcoholic concoctions have been thought to confer medicinal properties. This drink ushered in the popularity of Swedish Punsch, but went out of style after Prohibition, only a few years later.
We all hope the coronavirus goes the way of the Swedish Punsch, out of style….like today.
The soother
1 ounce cognac
1 ounce Jamaican rum (or any rum)
1/2 ounce orange curacao
Juice from 1/2 a fresh lemon
1 teaspoon apple juice
1/2 teaspoon simple syrup
Shake in an iced cocktail shaker, and strain into a goblet
Garnish with a lemon twist
The Soother was first published in 1931 by Albert Crockett in his book Old Waldorf Bar Days. This drink tastes equally well hot or cold, as it soothes your tummy on a lonely night alone during the quarantine.
death in the afternoon
Pour Absinthe into Champagne flute then top with sparkling wine
Death in the Afternoon is more famously called the Hemingway Champagne, as this cocktail shares a name with the famous Hemingway book Death in the Afternoon. This 1932 non-fiction book is about the ceremony and traditions of Spanish bullfighting, which Hemingway became acquainted with, in 1923.
Ernest Hemingway, who volunteered in World War I, saw the reality of death. This reality allowed him to see the temporality of life and gave him the freedom to live life more fully, as many people are shackled by the fear of death.
In our present situation, we have many people that don’t contemplate their own mortality, nor the mortality of those around them.
the corpse reviver #2
1 ounce gin
1 ounce Cointreau
1 ounce Lillet Blanc (Cocchi Americano as a substitute)
1 ounce fresh lemon juice
1 to 3 drops (no dashes) absinthe or pastis
Shake in an iced cocktail shaker, and strain into a cocktail glass
Drop a stemless cherry into the bottom of the glass
The corpse reviver series of drinks are collectively known as “hair of the dog” or hangover cure beverages. This hangover cure might not be strong enough to cure the corona, but it might assist you with your current alcohol-induced headache of boredom.